Celia has never judged a competition, spoken at a conference or won an award. No one is clamouring for her professional palate. She’s never been a sommelier – or even been trusted to serve drinks in her waitress days given a nasty habit of dropping trays of G&Ts. She’s not an MW, and has no plans to be; the diploma is bad enough. Her 9-5 is content creation for food, drink and lifestyle brands and publications, which happily involves a large proportion of time spent on Instagram.
Her sole credentials? Surviving half a decade with Majestic Wine and drinking more than is medically recommended for someone of her size.